Liam can't read?

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/pa ... teid=50143

[LiamTheBest]

non è che mi potresti fare un piccolo riassunto in italiano di quello che c'è scritto...
thanks!

[MoReStAyYoUnG]

ma cos'è sta cosa????????

liam non sa leggere???
liam una volta si è dimenticato
come si scriveva il suo nome????

ma che è??????

[LiamTheBest]

mi trad per favore?

[MoReStAyYoUnG]

APPLETONS REVEAL ALL EXCLUSIVE: Our lives, our loves, our Liams

By Nicola Methven, TV Editor


ONE of their rock star lovers doesn't read, they bicker constantly and they are still bitter about the break-up of their old band - welcome to the weird world of Appleton sisters.

Natalie and Nicole, who split from All Saints two years ago, are to star in a warts-and-all documentary.

The BBC film reveals intimate details of Nic's relationship with Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher - with whom she has a son Gene - and Nat's marriage to Prodigy star Liam Howlett.


And fans will see how the sisters clawed their way back to success with their first single, Fantasy, which went straight in at No2 in the charts in September.

But perhaps the strangest moment in the programme comes when Nicole, 28, reveals how fiance Liam "can't read".

As they discuss the Appletons' autobiography Together, she claims the Oasis singer needed help with the book's contents.

She says: "I've read the book to Liam. He was nervous to read it because it makes his stomach turn a bit so I got a copy and started reading it to him.

"He didn't want me to stop - Liam doesn't read you see, he can't read."

But the singer, who recently lost two teeth in a bar brawl in Germany, is quick to correct her. "I can read," he says. "I just can't be bothered - I prefer to look at the pictures."

But that's not the only embarrassing moment for Gallagher.

Recalling her sister's wedding to Liam Howlett last summer, Nicole reveals how the Oasis singer forgot his own name while acting as the Prodigy star's best man.

She says: "Liam had to sign the book and he was so nervous that he forgot how to spell his last name."

Liam admits: "I just didn't know what my name was."

Nicole and Natalie are obviously blissfully happy with their men - but admit to mistakes in the past. Giggling Nat says of her former boyfriend, TV star Jamie Theakston: "He was too tall. He was way too tall.

"I suffered from very bad neck problems from being with Jamie. My neck got better when we broke up."

As she speaks, however, Nicole stifles a yawn and pretends to fall asleep - sparking one of their legendary rows.

Nic mutters: "Jamie being tall, that's not very interesting."

So Natalie, 29, hits back: "Oh, let's hear all about Liam Gallagher. She really thinks we're really interested and that we care about the smallest little detail about Liam."

And so it goes on. And on. And on.

One person who has grown used to the arguments is Liam Gallagher, whose bust-ups with brother Noel are legendary.

He moans to the camera: "Me and Noel are not a patch on these two. We fight and stuff but they're at it every five seconds.

"Being in a band with your brothers and sisters, it is hard. Girls can get a lot more verbally. They throw insults at each other and that hurts more than me and our kid rolling around slapping each other.

"I prefer the fighting than the insults that girls throw at each other. That's worse."

Sitting together, Nicole and Liam talk about how they met - and Liam can't resist winding his fiancee up.

He says: "It was in France. I was in a pub in Cannes and one of Nic's friends knew we were there and came down to meet us.

"They wanted to meet us cos they'd never met a proper band before."

Nicole laughs: "I wasn't your fan - you're full of s***.

"It was more the other way round. He said to me, 'When I heard you were coming down I was really excited'. He even did his hair."

The film, which was directed by the Appletons' eldest sister Lee, also reveals the lasting bitterness caused by the break-up of All Saints.

It is clear the sisters haven't patched up their differences with former bandmates Shaznay Lewis and Melanie Blatt.

Nicole says: "I did see them in my late stages of pregnancy and just after I gave birth to Gene - but there was nothing there.

"It was just because they had to show that they did care but it wasn't real. It wasn't like a real friend coming to see me."

The documentary will be shown for the launch of BBC3 in February.



beh..
praticamente sputtana i due liam
fidanzati con le appleton...
ma la cosa piu assurda sputtana il NOSTRO liam...
dicendo che la BBC trasmetterà un documentario
in cui si dimostra che liam
non sa leggere...
in poche parole...

[LiamTheBest]

thanks!!
cmq è una cazzata quell'articolo! dai.... liam sa leggere!!!
va bene che ha mollato la scuola presto ma almeno quello l'avrà imparato...

[MoReStAyYoUnG]

APPLETONS REVEAL ALL EXCLUSIVE: Our lives, our loves, our Liams

By Nicola Methven, TV Editor


ONE of their rock star lovers doesn't read, they bicker constantly and they are still bitter about the break-up of their old band - welcome to the weird world of Appleton sisters.

Natalie and Nicole, who split from All Saints two years ago, are to star in a warts-and-all documentary.

The BBC film reveals intimate details of Nic's relationship with Oasis wildman Liam Gallagher - with whom she has a son Gene - and Nat's marriage to Prodigy star Liam Howlett.

LE APPLETON RIVELANO: LE NOSTRE VITE, I NOSTRI AMORI I NOSTRI LIAM


Uno dei due compagni delle Appleton non sa leggere,
they bocker non ho idea di cosa significhi..
però continua dicendo che praticamente
ce l'hanno su con loro per lo scioglimento delle All Saints
(roba da matti!!!!! un oasis e un membro dei PRODIGY!! mah...)


Natalie e Nicole che facevano parte delle ALL SAINTS fino
a 2 anni fa, lo dimostreranno in un documentario

Questo documentario della BBC rivelerarà dettagli intimi
della relazione fra Nic e il selvaggio lIAm GALLAGHER ( ),
con il quale ha un figlio, Gene,
e il matrimonio di NAt con Liam dei Prodigy

[Alex]

E' chiaramente un'esagerazione, vi pare che Liam non sappia leggere...

Non prendete sempre tutto sul serio. In tutto l'articolo si nota che le dichiarazioni della Appleton sono fatte in modo scherzoso, come quando gli dà del pien di merda =).
Più che non saper leggere a Liam non gliene ha mai fregato un cazzo di legger nulla.

[MoReStAyYoUnG]

ora ho da fare..
sono a lavoro...
finisco di tradurvelo appena mi libero!

[BASIK]

A parte il fatto che non ce n'era bisogno, comunque... Ho un mini-video della registrazione di Scorpio Rising. Liam leggeva il testo perché non si ricordava le parole.