RISATONE - RELOADED

[manuelandro]

THE BELLISSIM' STORY OF CAPPUCCETT RED

One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the
nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn
prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!" Cappuccett didn't cap very
well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest. Cammining
cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the

lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl!' Ndove do you go?" "To the
nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of

chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills" she dissed.
Ah, mannagg! "A Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I

had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the
lup
dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling,
sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's
House. Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin,
continued for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house,
suoned the campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her
in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol
night berret and fikked himself in the let. When Cappuccett Red came to

the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when the little and
stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup,
ricord!)
dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?" And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've

stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!" said Cappuccett (she

was more than stupid, I think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed:
"But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?" "Oh, no!
It's for see you better, my dear
(stupid)
little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then cappuccett, who was more dur
than a block of marm: "But what big oreks you have! do you have the
Orekkions?". And the
nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better". And Cappuccett (that I
think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents you
have!" And the lup, at this point dissed: "it is to magn you better!
And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl". But (ta dah!) out
of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frod sented
all and
dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so,
spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many
kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And
so,
at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were
in the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the
lup!).



CARINA EH????

[Apocalisse]

troppo lunga...

God Save Oasis!!!

[Noel & Kelly]

Sembra scritta da sir LIPTON HAIS TEE il cacciatore del Gurzo!!!!!